Tuesday, April 14, 2009
sara conner chronicles
Terminator- Season Finale -> FANTASTIC! They threw out one heck of a cliff hanger at the end as well! Terminator has done a fantastic job with script, cinematography, and acting. The show is my favorite action series on television - HANDS Down. I cannot wait for the next season!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Kings
Kings- the new series. VERY GOOD. Manipulation, hate, lies, love, innocence, betrayal its got it all! It also has some very obvious parallels to the story of David in the Bible. If you are looking for a mindless miss an episode and it does not really matter kind of a show Kings is not for you. can't wait for more.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
No time, no sleep, no money!
Terminator last firday- John Connor just grew up and became a self-controlled man. Sexy!
Dollhouse on the other hand just got more involved- I will say that if they can keep the story moving it will be a hit.
TrustME - its got to be the most boring show on TV. Two guys who are in advertising createdc this show thinking they are the SHIT and they still think they are beyond clever and incredibly funny while in reality the show is no longer worth watching!
I have not yet had a chance to watch the new series Kings - but I will be commenting soon.
The AAF countdown has begun!
Dollhouse on the other hand just got more involved- I will say that if they can keep the story moving it will be a hit.
TrustME - its got to be the most boring show on TV. Two guys who are in advertising createdc this show thinking they are the SHIT and they still think they are beyond clever and incredibly funny while in reality the show is no longer worth watching!
I have not yet had a chance to watch the new series Kings - but I will be commenting soon.
The AAF countdown has begun!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Cover letter at its finest!
From http://abovethelaw.com/2009/03/now_this_is_a_cover_letter.php
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:10 AM - By Elie Mystal
Everybody has written a cover letter. The vast majority of people write the same cover letter, because there aren't more than a couple of ways of doing it right. They're boring to write, they're excruciatingly boring to read, and really the only point is to prove that the person writing the letter is basically sane. But, what if you are not sane? Maybe you started off sane, but the terrible job market has driven you to madness? What if you are at the point where you "just don't give a f***?" What does that cover letter look like? A few days ago, I received this email:
Frustrated by my failing job search, I decided to write a more unorthodox cover letter....
I sent it to Bingham McCutchen. I chose Bingham because they emphasize the importance of maintaining a sense of humor in the workplace. I emailed it to them and received a rejection letter in the mail within three days. It was one of my fastest rejections ever. Well, I've read the cover letter, and I think that Bingham made a mistake. There is a true talent here and (if properly medicated) this person would have made an excellent addition to the firm.
UNEMPLOYED J.D. CANDIDATE -- COVER LETTER
Normally, in my cover letters, I list my various qualifications with the hope that my record will impress the reader. However, in such a competitive market, my top 15% rank, managing editor position on my journal, and participation in moot court are not as likely to stand out. Even my experience teaching in [Redacted] for two years is incapable of impressing current hiring committees. Moreover, my immodest self-proclamations regarding my superior abilities are unlikely to convince you of anything more than the extent of my vanity. Thus, instead of providing you with a generic cover letter that will be filed away with hundreds of its kind, I have chosen to provide you with an outside perspective of my abilities.
Your colleagues from other competitive firms have had a great deal to say about me; therefore, I would like to share with you some of their opinions. Alston & Bird writes, "your qualifications are impressive." Remarkably, Blank Rome makes an identical assertion. McKee Nelson also express this view but do not limit its opinion to my qualifications. Rather, it considers my "credentials and qualifications" to be "impressive." Chadbourne & Parke takes a different focus, indicating that my "background is impressive."
Other firms convey similar opinions with a different focal point. Epstein, Becker & Green is "impressed" with "my credentials." According to King & Spalding, my "resume is impressive." Furthermore, Debevoise & Plimpton feels slightly more strongly, stating that they were "most impressed" with my resume. Uniquely commenting on both my background and credentials, Dow Lohnes indicates that they "were quite impressed." Cleverly using a more concise adjective-noun wording, Holland & Knight writes that I have an "impressive background."
Clearly, there is a consensus among many firms that I am "impressive." Although there is some disagreement about whether my background, credentials, qualifications, resume, or a combination of these is impressive, it is obvious that I am impressive on some level. Furthermore, while these accolades were all included in rejection letters, the opinions still hold true and are strong measures of my value as a candidate in your colleagues' and competitors' eyes. Thus, I am undoubtedly qualified for a position in your litigation department.
Finally, if I do not receive an offer for employment, many firms will be quite disappointed. Dozens of firms have indicated a desire for my "success" in the "future" with a "challenging" or "rewarding" position "somewhere else," and I do not intend to upset these firms by failing. Therefore, I am very motivated to find a position and to impress my employer with my dedication and superior performance. I have attached my impressive resume and transcript for your review, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
Unemployed J.D. Candidate
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:10 AM - By Elie Mystal
Everybody has written a cover letter. The vast majority of people write the same cover letter, because there aren't more than a couple of ways of doing it right. They're boring to write, they're excruciatingly boring to read, and really the only point is to prove that the person writing the letter is basically sane. But, what if you are not sane? Maybe you started off sane, but the terrible job market has driven you to madness? What if you are at the point where you "just don't give a f***?" What does that cover letter look like? A few days ago, I received this email:
Frustrated by my failing job search, I decided to write a more unorthodox cover letter....
I sent it to Bingham McCutchen. I chose Bingham because they emphasize the importance of maintaining a sense of humor in the workplace. I emailed it to them and received a rejection letter in the mail within three days. It was one of my fastest rejections ever. Well, I've read the cover letter, and I think that Bingham made a mistake. There is a true talent here and (if properly medicated) this person would have made an excellent addition to the firm.
UNEMPLOYED J.D. CANDIDATE -- COVER LETTER
Normally, in my cover letters, I list my various qualifications with the hope that my record will impress the reader. However, in such a competitive market, my top 15% rank, managing editor position on my journal, and participation in moot court are not as likely to stand out. Even my experience teaching in [Redacted] for two years is incapable of impressing current hiring committees. Moreover, my immodest self-proclamations regarding my superior abilities are unlikely to convince you of anything more than the extent of my vanity. Thus, instead of providing you with a generic cover letter that will be filed away with hundreds of its kind, I have chosen to provide you with an outside perspective of my abilities.
Your colleagues from other competitive firms have had a great deal to say about me; therefore, I would like to share with you some of their opinions. Alston & Bird writes, "your qualifications are impressive." Remarkably, Blank Rome makes an identical assertion. McKee Nelson also express this view but do not limit its opinion to my qualifications. Rather, it considers my "credentials and qualifications" to be "impressive." Chadbourne & Parke takes a different focus, indicating that my "background is impressive."
Other firms convey similar opinions with a different focal point. Epstein, Becker & Green is "impressed" with "my credentials." According to King & Spalding, my "resume is impressive." Furthermore, Debevoise & Plimpton feels slightly more strongly, stating that they were "most impressed" with my resume. Uniquely commenting on both my background and credentials, Dow Lohnes indicates that they "were quite impressed." Cleverly using a more concise adjective-noun wording, Holland & Knight writes that I have an "impressive background."
Clearly, there is a consensus among many firms that I am "impressive." Although there is some disagreement about whether my background, credentials, qualifications, resume, or a combination of these is impressive, it is obvious that I am impressive on some level. Furthermore, while these accolades were all included in rejection letters, the opinions still hold true and are strong measures of my value as a candidate in your colleagues' and competitors' eyes. Thus, I am undoubtedly qualified for a position in your litigation department.
Finally, if I do not receive an offer for employment, many firms will be quite disappointed. Dozens of firms have indicated a desire for my "success" in the "future" with a "challenging" or "rewarding" position "somewhere else," and I do not intend to upset these firms by failing. Therefore, I am very motivated to find a position and to impress my employer with my dedication and superior performance. I have attached my impressive resume and transcript for your review, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
Unemployed J.D. Candidate
AAF hell continues
I can honestly say that I am dissapointed in some of the AAF group. The campaign is not done!!!!!!!!!!!! SO that means the work needs to continue so everyone needs to get their butts in gear and get this done! We have one week and the five people that are working on it right now cannot do it alone! This is a call to action! Get on it!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Watchmen
2 hours and 45 minutes of boredom. apparently I needed background on the movie to understand it - and that is not the point of going to a movie. It was slow, boring, and boring! I did enjoy the bluemans abs and I am still very confused over why they showed his penis so often. I have nothing more to say about this movie.
Slumdog Millionaire
Interesting, Fun, Delightful, Inspiring, and a very well done movie. I throoughly enjoyed it. it had humor, irony, sadness, loss, and hope. fabulous movie and the actors did a great job as well!
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